Hey everyone! Hope you’re having a great start to your April.
What was your favorite April Fools Day prank? I’m very much in agreement with Andrea from Snaxshot - I think brands should actually produce a lot of their unhinged ideas.
YOU KNOW that corncob pizza from Little Caesars would sell like hotcakes if they actually made a real version.
We went to the Mule Day parade here in Columbia - it was a lot of fun!
There was even a Red Solo cup and portapotty on wheels.
Oh - and more mules than you could shake a log at.
By the way - Rooms.xyz is making it easier to discover new rooms. I can’t wait to find cool stuff from other creators.
Let’s dive on in, shall we?
🐙Gary the Home Defense Plant
Attention Homeowners: Say Goodbye to Intruders and Pests with Gary!1
Do you often find yourself worrying about burglars breaking into your home? Or perhaps you're sick of constantly battling bugs and mice? Well, fear no more! Introducing Gary, the Defensive Venus Flytrap - the ultimate protector of your home.
Now, you may be wondering, "How can a plant defend my home?" But let me tell you, Gary is not your ordinary plant. With teeth sharper than a set of Ginsu knives, he can take down any intruder with ease. But that's not all. Gary's vines spread throughout your home, creating a web of defense that acts as an alarm system, alerting you to any potential threats.
But the benefits of Gary don't stop there. He's a self-sufficient, low-maintenance defender, always on the lookout for intruders. Plus, he adds a touch of exotic beauty to your decor. And with no need for training, feeding, or maintenance, Gary is the perfect addition to any home.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "How much does Gary cost?" Well, hold on to your hats, because for a limited time, you can get Gary for only $299.99! That's right, for less than the cost of a month's worth of pest control services, you can have a permanent, self-sufficient defender for your home.
But don't just take my word for it. Here are some testimonials from satisfied Gary owners:
"I used to worry about burglars breaking into my home, but since I got Gary, I sleep soundly every night knowing he's got my back." - John, Gary owner
"I used to have a serious problem with burglars and mice. It seemed like no matter what I did, I couldn't keep them out of my home. But ever since I got Gary, those problems have disappeared. I've found the occasional shoe or tuft of hair around, but other than that, no sign of the burglars or mice. I know that Gary's doing his job and defending my home, and I couldn't be happier." - Sarah, Gary owner
Are you hesitant about bringing a defensive plant into your home because of the scary pictures you've seen? Well, let me put your mind at ease. Gary, the Defensive Venus Flytrap, may look intimidating, but he is completely safe for you and your family.
You see, Gary is equipped with a special type of pollen that we provide in your introductory kit. This pollen ensures that Gary will only react to intruders and pests, and not to humans or pets. So you can rest easy knowing that Gary will only attack when necessary.
So what are you waiting for? Order Gary today and experience the peace of mind that comes with having the toughest, coolest, and most hilarious defender on the planet. Gary, the Defensive Venus Flytrap - because home security shouldn't be boring!
For a limited time only - Gary 2.0 will be included for 50 percent off!
Look no further than Gary 2.0 - the flying defender Venus Flytrap that's taking the world by storm!
That's right - we've taken the traditional Venus Flytrap and supercharged it with wings that allow it to fly around your property, keeping a watchful eye for any potential threats. And with its powerful teeth, Gary 2.0 is not to be messed with - it'll defend your home against criminals, bugs, and mice like a champ.
Don't wait - order now and start defending your home with the coolest, most effective defenders on the planet!
"I have to admit, I was a little hesitant to buy Gary 2.0 because the idea of a flying Venus flytrap was a bit creepy to me. But after having him for a few weeks, I can say without a doubt that he's the best investment I've ever made for my home security. I've had a couple of attempted break-ins since getting Gary 2.0, but as soon as he starts flying around the property, the would-be burglars high-tail it out of there. It's a little unnerving to watch him flying around, but I feel so much safer knowing that Gary 2.0 has my back." - Frank, Gary owner
"I was a bit worried when I first got Gary because I thought I might run out of the protective pollen and he wouldn't be as effective. But I soon realized that the introductory kit had enough pollen to last a long time, and when I needed more, the company was quick to send it out. The only issue I had was when Gary became a little too interested in my guests who didn't have the pollen on them. But the company assured me that as long as they stayed away from his reach, there was no danger. All in all, I feel much safer with Gary around and I highly recommend him to anyone looking for home security." - Jim, Gary owner
📂Find Public Files
It’s been a long while since I’ve written about Dedigger - and several new cool tools have come out since then!
Dedigger is a family of search engines for searching public files.
It’s a lot of fun to snoop around and see what others have made publicly available.
Like recipes, books . . .
It’s the internet equivalent of exploring an old attic - but instead of a flashlight, you’re equipped with keywords.
Who knows what you’ll find?
Unfortunately, “secret recipe” didn’t get me anywhere - but - I did find tons of random recipes.
I even found a massive database of recipes for different categories - including everything from soups to potlucks. Very cool!
What will you find?
There’s a Dedigger search engine for
Let me know if you find anything cool!
📷Anti Camera Clothes
The world is increasingly being covered in cameras - and not everyone is a fan of being identified wherever they go.
Ok - so you may have heard about capable.design
It’s a Brand / clothing collection designed to trick cameras into not being able to identify you as a person.
It’s an interesting brand - but the prices are eye-watering.
Stylistically - they’re quite bold, a bit too avant-garde for my tastes.
The algorithm on the textile hinders the object recognition software’s capabilities, causing it to not recognize the person wearing this garment. Instead, it recognizes the textile as nothing, a “zebra”, or a “giraffe”. (source)
Fortunately, there’s another brand called Adversarial Fashion that has affordable prices!
Rather than try to confuse the cameras with patterns - these garments convince the camera that you’re a car.
The patterns on the goods in this shop are designed to trigger Automated License Plate Readers, injecting junk data in to the systems used by the State and its contractors to monitor and track civilians and their locations. (source)
I wonder if you’d have to wear a hat with this too?
I’m curious to see if more of these sorts of companies will pop up in the near future!
🐙The Land of Random
𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕠 ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞
𝕋𝕙𝕖
𝕎𝕖
𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕆𝕆𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠
Nissan is Amazing
They literally made Nissan branded lofi
Generate Your own Last of Us Intro
complete with the opening video!
Polybius LIVESSS
A really fun retro style browser game - Think Space Invaders but in reverse
Rip to Zippyshare
Many auncient links across the net are dead now I reckon.
Ruffle is working on Adobe Flash Emulation
Hurrah for another project working to save the internet of yore.
Convert Your Images to Pixel Art
It works pretty well - with cool results. Worth checking out!
Vinyl To The Moon
Vinyl sales continue to pump. The question is - should we prepare for the return of cassette tapes?
🎶TikToks You Can’t Miss
I greatly desire this Sushi Pizza
I don’t fully understand but I dig it
This is proof that the fun internet still exists
But . . . .. only one bite????
I greatly desire hedges for my backyard now.
Perhaps too much butter but I want this now
That’s all for this week. See you next time!
All of the following was created using Chat GPT + Stable Diffusion. Gary is not a real plant, and Lord willing, will never be real